Potrait Name Course Kerberos Bio
Caralyn Cutlip ??? Login to view

Born a poor street urchin, I quickly learned that, while most believe in ‘only the strong survive,’ a more accurate idiom is ‘only the really really ridiculously good looking survive.’ This mantra has carried me through my life, from the pits of Moria, to the heights of the Misty Mountains. But most importantly, after years of clawing my way up the ladders of success and procrastination, it’s led me here, to the Shire, to my new home.

Matthew Burns 8, 6.1 Login to view


Noel Esparza 16? Login to view

I suck at bios, ummm help?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sloths are awesome


Awesomeness too high control

Sophie Mori 6-3, 24 Login to view

Time flies like arrows

Fruit flies like a banana

This is not a haiku

Travis Libsack Course 2 Login to view


Chris Womack 6-3, 15 Login to view

I’m Shire Dad, resident style guru and co-creator of this website. I’d say I’m pretty cool, and chances are you are too. Let’s be friends.

Eric Fegan 18C Login to view

Well, you found me. Congratulations. But was it worth it?

Liam Cohen 8 Login to view

My life ambition is to discover one equation that governs the entire universe...nbd

Matthew Babbitt 18 Login to view


Michael DeTienne 6.1 probably Login to view

I grew up doing garage engineering for fun. I spend most of my free time at MITERS doing silly electric go karts, tesla coils, or other funny electo/mechanical projects.

Raymond Wu 6-3 Login to view

One of the creators of the shire website, I enjoy playing spades, league, volleyball, and frisbee in my free time. I hate waking up early (or even at a reasonable hour).

Alejandro Krauskopf 10B Login to view

I’ll think of something soon

Ben Mattinson 6-3 Login to view


Also something about guitars and skiing and piano and computers

Christopher Galea 16 & 8 Login to view

Untitled We Stand (where my Bio stands for now)

David Gaddy 6-3 Login to view

I like to play piano, write code, and play spades.

Eric Bartell 6-7 Login to view

Bio(logy). I also enjoy Comp Sci, Lacrosse, and hanging with the halflings of this here shire.

Erin Ibarra 6-1 Login to view

There once was a woman named Erin

Who was always super carin'

She watched the Shire boys

And put up with their toys

Even when vuvuzelas were blarin'

Greta Lattanzi-Silveus 9 Login to view

Insert Bio here: ...... (real original I know!)

Jaclyn Belleville 3 Login to view

I’m bad at bios...

Jacqueline Nava 16 Login to view

I like planes and boba.

Jenny Halford 7 Login to view

Resident premed

Loves travel, cooking, art, and

of course, the Shire :)

Jonathan Lim 6-3 Login to view

I am my bio

Joshua Millings 8 Login to view

Hi, I'm Josh, Welcome to my bio!

Kathryn Brink 20 Login to view

Kathryn once lived on a farm

She never did anyone harm

She was super smart

And so good at art

And won everyone over with charm

Lindsey Wang 2a concentrating in International Development Login to view https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_T9dfpKXwY
Matthew White 2A-? Login to view

Currently on adventure, and as such the Shire had to let him go on temporary leave. Will be back with more board games to appease them. Don’t mind company, so if you happen to find me, say hi!

antonio moreno 6-3? Login to view

next house best house

Written by Raymond Wu, Christopher Womack, and Sophie Mori